The Daily Telegraph no less
A group of 110 experts (sic) have, via that most progressive of newspapers - The Telegraph, sent a letter to the government. In an astounding act of arrogance the opening paragraph blames US and our elected representatives for destroying our children's lives “largely due to a lack of understanding, on the part of both politicians and the general public”. They, of course, are blameless. There are no substantive arguments or data offered in the letter therefore its worth comes down to the credentials of the signatories as 'experts'.So who are these experts?
The lead signatory is the reactionary Sue Palmer who turns out to be the author of 'Toxic Childhood', basically an ex-teacher, luddite rant against computers and modernism. Palmer would love us to crawl back into some golden age of Enid Blyton and Narnia. What she fails to reveal is that she’s also been involved in the design of educational software to which she gets royalties!
Then there’s the hordes of teacher and psychotherapist signatories. Since when does merely being a teacher or psychotherapist make you an expert? Psychotherapy is famously awash with unregulated experts. In the rant for 'real food (as opposed to processed “junk”) the teachers and educational experts should remember that it wasn’t the expert headmasters, teachers, educational academics, LEAs, DfES or NUT that brought this issue to the fore, but a young TV cook using the very 'screen-based media' they hate.Writers or hypocrites?
As for the children’s writers, I’m sure they’d like everyone to spend their days reading their books, not watching TV, movies and these pesky computer games. Get real, or better still, state that you will not allow any of your works to be used in "sedentary, screen-based entertainment” (their term) i.e. TV, movies and games. Or how about donating those millions to charities?
Crackpots like Jacqueline Wilson then have a go at kids being forced "to act and dress like mini-adults". Have you read her books? They’re packed with this stuff. Her titles include Bad Girls, Girls in Love, Girls in Tears. Give us a break Jacqueline, you’ve made millions from this teenage angst stuff. And what about the 7 TV series and films you’ve made? What a hypocrite.
Philip Pullman has also signed a mega-deal on films of His Dark Materials books. Some of the signatories make money from their web sites and lots have been involved in ‘screen-based’ content – when it means bucks in their own pockets.
Then there are the oddball academics – a Dr Richard House, senior lecturer at the Research Centre for Therapeutic Education (aaaagh) at Roehampton University. How many of you have heard of this esteemed centre of educational excellence?
Loads of educational consultants, psychotherapists, psychoanalysts, play therapists etc, none, of course, who take any responsibility for the dire state of literacy teaching in our schools over the last couple of decades.Joke professionals
Some sound like joke professionals:Virginia Ironside
Author (You must read her bestseller - Goodbye, Dear Friend: Coming to terms with the death of a Pet - I kid ye not!)David Brazier
Author, abbot (actually a Zen Therapist)Hilary Wilce
, Play Therapist (oh dear)Sylvie Hétu
, International trainer for International Association of Infant Massage (Infant Massage?)Virginia Beardshaw
CEO, I CAN (not the same I CAN who have teamed up with BT to use screen-based technology for communications and producer of websites!)Dr Christopher Houghton Budd
Economic historian (expert on auditing and Banking!)Pie Corbett
Author and literacy consultant (own up Pie - you've also had a slice of the computer games Pie)Helen Freeman
Director of Publications, Scholastic Magazines (have alook at the dozens of computer games and videos they sell on their web-site)Diana Goodey
Educational author (not the same Diane that makes all that money from CD-ROMs!)Haya Oakley
Hon Sec of The College of Psychoanalysts (one of the many institutions that are banned from using the 'ac' in their web address)Denis Postle
Psychotherapist and author of The Mind Gymnasium (that's an expensive CD-ROM!)Pippa Smith
and Miranda Suit
Co-founders of Media March UK (odd consortium of right-wing and religious nutcases)Nick Totton
Editor, Psychotherapy and Politics journal (readeship of 110 - all signatories to this letter)Who's really to blame?
No fewer than 3 ex-education secretaries and numerous luminaries from the educational establishment are also on the list. Despite having received billions in funding they’ve managed and maintained a system that is the very straightjacket they rant and rail against.
There is a serious debate beneath this oddball crowing and the serious minds with serious academic pedigrees in the list should have jettisoned the hypocrites and weirdos.
I’m with the kids – they’re a lot smarter than the professionals who profess to know what’s good for them.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/12/njunk112.xml