I have twin boys, well not so much boys as men now, so had
to clean out their lairs. A shocking discovery was the massive amount of
expensive, polluting plastic we had bought. But it’s
not just the unsustainable waste, it’s the claims that surround the
corporation’s educational PR, the simplistic but ultimately hollow promises of
the ‘LEGO’ corporation.
1. Abrickadabra
Let me start by saying that I think the word ‘creative’
is the most overused and certainly one of the most abused words in education.
With LEGO it reaches new levels of hyperbole. Place pre-designed blocks one by
one on top of each other, or worse build pre-designed models in a pre-set
order, add little pre-designed figures and ‘abrickadabra’, the false promise of
creativity is fulfilled.
Most modern LEGO comes in the form of inflexible pieces that
have to be used in a pre-set way, even left and right or orientated, as they
are figures, vehicles, whatever. LEGO has moved away from reusable bricks to
building pre-set, usually branded, models. I can’t see how this is in any way
‘creative’. If anything, their approach limits imagination. As a builder you’re
a factory worker assembling the ‘product’.
2. Playing around
Granted, old-school, brick LEGO does allow for some
imaginative play but let’s not turn this into some great breakthrough in
learning and education. I’d much rather my kids built dens, climbed trees and
played sport. Encourage some risk taking - take apart a washing machine, play
with fire, throw a spear and make things with a pocket knife. Playing with
blocks is OK but it’s predictable play with not enough freedom to express
yourself, learn something new and push the boundaries.
3. Pollution
It was Greenpeace, who last year forced LEGO to abandon their
stupid and disastrous partnership with Shell Oil (what were they thinking). The
now famous video ‘LEGO: Everything is not awesome’. Then, there’s the 4.8 million
pieces of LEGO pieces lost at sea in the Tokio Express, that are still being
washed up on beaches today. Read this story. Let’s keep it simple, LEGO doesn’t biodegrade., it
pollutes our planet.
4. You’re being used
You, as a parent, you may also be polluting the minds of
your children and paying for the privilege. With LEGO, you effectively pay to
extend the marketing of other franchised brands, such as Star Wars or Harry
Potter. LEGO has cleverly manipulated you into being a marketing machine for
others. You are being manipulated, not into stimulating the imagination of your
child but making him or her a pawn in their viral marketing game. They design
you buy and reproduce their design,
5. Daily Mail!
No surprise that LEGO did a deal with the Daily Mail to
distribute free mini-LEGO toys (redeemable at WH Smith and ToysRUs, so that
you’ll be pressed ganged into buying more than you intend or need). That’s
exactly the parent demographic I’d be hitting, Parents who don’t know shit but
are desperate to get their little Johnnies and Jennies ahead in the game. The
good news is that it a con.
6. Bricks not clicks
They’ve been clever in holding back the digital tide, by
making a movie and some maker stuff. Mindstorms, the LEGO packs that teach
programming, robotics etc. sort of annoy me. Here’s why. Nothing wrong with the idea but by this point
the LEGO blocks have become somewhat irrelevant. You’re an expert in plastic
blocks one minute then an education expert in coding etc. the next. That’s just
jumping on the bandwagon.
7. Expensive
Let me deliver this straight up. Your product is just too
damn expensive., sometimes insanely expensive. As a parent you’re being conned
into paying top dollar for some cheap plastic. The blocks are made from thermoplastic,
acrylonitrile butadiene styrene, which is very strong but it’s basically
plastic made from oil, so the price of oil largely determines the operational
profit. strong, So why the And don’t get me started on Legoland. Never have I
experienced a more dispiriting, fake, branded and fake experience.
Conclusion
Toy manufacturers need to sell toys to children and it helps
of they can convince parents of their education worth. With LEGO you have to
suspend belief in green policy, sustainability and evidence-based education to
buy into their claims, which are clearly part of a clever marketing strategy. Let’s
be clear, this is the insidious side of privatisation in education, fooling
parents and bribing teachers into shifting product. Hooking parents and kids into
buying over-priced plastic on the wrong assumption that it’s ‘educational’.