Educational furniture often has the whiff of pomposity and
the ‘lectern’ stinks of the stuff. That most visible symbol of that disastrous carry-over
from church to university, the lectern, speaks volumes about the pedagogic
poverty of the lecture. It’s a phoney pulpit from which teachers play at being priests.
What it encourages is the view that knowledge is fixed. The books that lay on
the lectern were meant to be read aloud, the fixed scripture of the Bible,
Koran or Torah. The lectern says “the book which is laid on this altar is holy
and must be believed, or thou shall go to hell, or worse, fail thy exams”.
Lectures
What lecterns do is encourage dry lectures. That padded out, one hour (Babylonians had a 60-based number system) of relentless speech that has far more to do with lazy preparation than pedagogy. Give people who are inexperienced at teaching a prop and they'll use it and use it to literally prop up themselves and poor teaching, whether it be lecture notes or text-ridden Powerpoint.
Stand and deliver
The lectern fixes knowledge but it also fixes the speaker.
It roots them to the spot and encourages that insidious practice of reading a
lecture from notes or worse, verbatim from sheets of paper, or even more ghastly
reading out a published paper. This destroys teaching in Higher Education, and
kills conferences stone dead. Generation after generation of students get
spoon-fed, or worse bored rigid, by this repetitive reading. When the lecturer
lectures from a lectern, profession, practice and pomposity all meet on this
one spot.
Speak don’t read
My heart sinks when a speaker stands stock still behind this
wooden palisade, scared to come out and show themselves, fearful of the
reaction. My heart sinks even deeper when I see the glasses go on and the sheaf
of notes appear. I know I’m soon to experience psychological distress as the
nodding movement from paper to audience casts the spell of indifference across
the entire lecture or conference hall.
I’ve seen people step behind a lectern and say, “Good
morning, my names is (glance down) Nigel Jobsworth, from the Department of
Regurgitation or University of Dullsville, and I want to speak to you today
about (glance down) this very exciting subject… (reading from paper). I’ve seen
speakers reduced to sweaty, quivering wrecks because their notes have ended up
in the wrong order. Without the written word they’re confused mutes. I’ve seen
a Russian Professor at a UN conference talk for a full hour (to the minute) in
a monotone voice, ignoring even punctuation, from her notes, announcing at the
end that she was a Professor of Communication (I kid you not) from the
University of Moscow. So hypnotised was I by this act of absurdist theatre that
I neither understood nor remembered a single word.
Death of oratory
Academic and political oratory have been dealt a death blow
by the steady retreat away from speaking honestly from your own mind, towards
speaking literally from notes. In the case of politicians, it is notes written
by flunkies, who strip life away leaving nothing but the banal bones of written
prose or what they think are soundbites, but sound like the clichés they are.
Just as bad are the academics who seem to think that lectern delivery exudes
academic seriousness. It doesn’t. Reading is not teaching.
Conclusion
The lectern is only any good for holding a laptop. It’s
something to walk away from, to avoid. Think TED and you can’t go far wrong.
1 comment:
Excellent article. Lecterns are so stiff, it's not surprising that anyone approaching one would 'stiffen up.' Giving a speech can already be a nerve-wracking experience. Couple that with walking up to a formidable piece of furniture and you have real stress!
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